Police chief explosion terror

The chief of police in Batabatabooberg exploded yesterday, in protest of wage cuts among the force. The lower salaries have been suggested to help save money to help buy new four-wheeled cars, but have been faced with disdain by members of the force.

In an interview yesterday, Maggatha, the widow of Chief Runningbull, said "I can't believe the fat bastard just exploded! I mean, I know he was pissed at the lower pay, but COME ON! Exploding? That's just fucked up!"

His children are said to be nonchalant.