Day one

(Commentary)
Jamontigo is making a salmon breakfast for him and Tombinson. Tombinson is allergic to Salmon, and they're both treating this as an experiment. Jamontigo is hoping Tom will die, and he'll get to keep Tom's stuff. The producers aren't so sure about letting Tom perish, but they'll go along with it for the ratings boost.

Dingdong and Sandy are outside in the pool, playing water polo. They have yet to fill the pool with water, but that hasn't phased either of them yet.

One of the producers has thrown a chicken into boy's the bedroom. It's clucking and throwing it's own feathers everywhere.

The police said it was illegal for us to put cameras in the bathrooms, but we did it anyway.