The Foss n Lya show

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Day four

As Sandy has failed to talk Dingdong, Tombinson and Jamontigo into having a raging sex-orgie, she has retreated to the back of the Camping wagon, squeezed into the minuscule sleeping post to feel sorry for herself.

Dingdong was banging Tombinsons head into the ice, using his teeth to crack the thick ice flake they're living on earlier. After a few hours of hard work, there was barely much left of Tombinsons face, a bloodred gap was though, gaping trimumphantly in the ice.
Dingdong and Jamontigo created a fishing pole out of Sandys stilettoes and grilled themselves some colourful jellyfish that they caught.

Tombinson tried playing his mouth-harp, but couldn't, because his lips were so beefcaked and swollen he couldn't even talk. He decided to lie down on his back, his entire face covered with his homemade herb-salves and two giant raw seal steaks resting on his purple eyes.

Sandy has still not eaten since she got turned down.

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