Haiku

Oslo has a park,
It has naked statues in.
Crazy Norwegians!

Happy Grease-cow

He had built a tower entirely of cheese

it was now blocking - quite neatly so -

the entire view from the geese

and everyone wading around in the butter

slippers in hand, and mouths full of mutter

had to eat lunch in the shade

if only fat didn't stain the suede


Happy-go-lucky.

Where?

Where's my motherfucking parsley gone? I can't find my motherfucking parsley.