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Didn't I tell you to ask him the question about why they keep sniffing other dogs at the back end?
It's been revealed that a large number of flaps have been spilled onto the A97623 between Nuneaton and Sydney. Fire crews have been called in to clean up the mess, but don't expect the road to be open for another 17 days.
The flaps were being transported to Nuneaton on the back of a thousand sheep, but became unstable when the road became slightly bumpy. Head Shepherd Tom Cruise said "I was sure I had their hooves checked for unevenness, but you know how it is. You miss one sheep and it tumbles, it could easily take the rest with it. Unfortunately, this is what happened here."
The man in charge, Fire Chief Dumbledore, was looking for witnesses when he was crushed by Flamingos near his home. Police are now looking for witnesses to the crushing of the witness finder.
It's been revealed that a large number of flaps have been spilled onto the A97623 between Nuneaton and Sydney. Fire crews have been called in to clean up the mess, but don't expect the road to be open for another 17 days.
The flaps were being transported to Nuneaton on the back of a thousand sheep, but became unstable when the road became slightly bumpy. Head Shepherd Tom Cruise said "I was sure I had their hooves checked for unevenness, but you know how it is. You miss one sheep and it tumbles, it could easily take the rest with it. Unfortunately, this is what happened here."
The man in charge, Fire Chief Dumbledore, was looking for witnesses when he was crushed by Flamingos near his home. Police are now looking for witnesses to the crushing of the witness finder.
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