Interview Object #1

The Jack Russel fucking Terrier. Philip.

- So how do you keep that moustache trimmed?
woof.
- No way! That's brilliant. A solution to the middle-eastern conflict?
woof, a- woof -eti woof.
- glasses?
wofwoof
- very strong glasses?
a-woof
- lawn mowers?
woofwoofwoof
- ten thousand japanese hockey-players in bikinis?
a-woof.
- alright then! Sounds right and easy to me.

Screw you Foss, it's your turn. Hope you're in with some hot stuff!
Meanwhile, I'll go put another pair of shoes on.