The Foss n Lya show

Saturday, August 12, 2006

erhm, yes.

Thank you for that brilliant report Foss.

And now over to something completely different, the dog, mans best friend.

Shocking reports reveal new statistics on dogs!

3 out of 5 dogs think their name is NO.
6 out of 10 dogs think you are a complete bastard.
1 out of 54 allergies caused by peanuts DO have a link between the plot's planners and the British Muslims alleged to have been preparing to carry out the attacks.

It also emerged yesterday that at least one dog have a turd about nine times after four minutes in six seconds, though this flatly occurs rarely on special occasions around mid-august.

THIS, on the other hand, is my hand. I hope you can see it clearly, because the next time you fall asleep it's gonna wake you with a HAPPYSLAP.

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