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Our main story tonight: will happen later. But first, THIS.
Picture suburbanville, a quiet lonely town full of people. People that look like regular people. Everything's quiet here, not much going on, but WHAT IS THIS?! Discombobulated pedestrian, ambling about in a haze of bewilderment. The reason? Hornets.
A rogue hornet outbreak in the outskirts of inland Londonville, with stingers not of poison, but of confusion. Their aim? Citizen bepuzzlement. It's a grave grave situation, made enworsed by the police, too lazy to get off their lazy arses and do something about it.
Lya McFlompdoodle reports live from Sackspangle hospital.
Our main story tonight: will happen later. But first, THIS.
Picture suburbanville, a quiet lonely town full of people. People that look like regular people. Everything's quiet here, not much going on, but WHAT IS THIS?! Discombobulated pedestrian, ambling about in a haze of bewilderment. The reason? Hornets.
A rogue hornet outbreak in the outskirts of inland Londonville, with stingers not of poison, but of confusion. Their aim? Citizen bepuzzlement. It's a grave grave situation, made enworsed by the police, too lazy to get off their lazy arses and do something about it.
Lya McFlompdoodle reports live from Sackspangle hospital.
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