Further adventures of Box Lad
More recent reports claim that Box Lad is now in more danger than earlier.
Excess amounts of CO2 and other dangerous toxins are now making an even greater impact on the worlds environment. Box Lad is now in grave danger of atomic winter, six-legged children, AIDS, bird-flu, greenhouse-effect, allergies, eppschtein barr/mononucleosis, hippotamemusis, cellulites and Jamie Oliver Syndrome.
There are slim chances of actually getting the Jamie Oliver Syndrome that has some of the same symptoms as the Tourettes syndrome = sudden outbursts of random words, in case of the JO- syndrome, these words are mostly "flesh helbs" and manic waving with limbs.
Along with the bottom and upper lip increasing in size (equal effects can be achieved by sucking on a vacuum-cleaner for three hours or making out with someone who is in fact not trying to kiss you, but to eat your face. At least it seems like they're trying to eat your face. because it leaves your face all soaked. You will find that there are many of these people out there. Well, anyway). Other symptoms are Moped-disorder, this will make it impossible for you (if you ride a moped) to drive through areas that do not have food markets or other urban young town facilities. It will also make your eyes become tiny slits when you smile.
More about JO-disease and the health of Box Lad, right after THIS.
Excess amounts of CO2 and other dangerous toxins are now making an even greater impact on the worlds environment. Box Lad is now in grave danger of atomic winter, six-legged children, AIDS, bird-flu, greenhouse-effect, allergies, eppschtein barr/mononucleosis, hippotamemusis, cellulites and Jamie Oliver Syndrome.
There are slim chances of actually getting the Jamie Oliver Syndrome that has some of the same symptoms as the Tourettes syndrome = sudden outbursts of random words, in case of the JO- syndrome, these words are mostly "flesh helbs" and manic waving with limbs.
Along with the bottom and upper lip increasing in size (equal effects can be achieved by sucking on a vacuum-cleaner for three hours or making out with someone who is in fact not trying to kiss you, but to eat your face. At least it seems like they're trying to eat your face. because it leaves your face all soaked. You will find that there are many of these people out there. Well, anyway). Other symptoms are Moped-disorder, this will make it impossible for you (if you ride a moped) to drive through areas that do not have food markets or other urban young town facilities. It will also make your eyes become tiny slits when you smile.
More about JO-disease and the health of Box Lad, right after THIS.
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