INTERRUPTION!

We interrupt this shit to bring you some BREAKING NEWS! It would appear that our beloved co-host, Lya, has been kidnapped. We're not sure who the evil-doers are, but I have a mental image of some bandana-wearing iguanas carting her off in the back of a VW Beetle. Rest assured, dear viewers, that I will do everything in my power to get her back. We will not respond to the lizard's outrageous demands. We will retrieve her from the nefarious clutches of these reptilian bastards, and they will be bought to justice. I'll find their leader, Nor'kek, and punch his fucking eyes off. I have been in contact with the police, the national guard and the UN, and they've promised (and been bribed) to locate every VW beetle in Europe and kill the driver.

Lya, we know you're out there. Don't worry, we're coming for you. Team Foss will recover the world's second favourite reporter, and bring her back safely.